Man Shoots Other Man In Buttocks

An Australian man has shot his best mate in buttocks while out hunting rats. Yeah, because putting poison down for his buttocks didn't work. Seriously, how rodent-like must her ass be to be confused with a rat? Unless in that area of Australia the rats look like bums. That would be great. You wouldn't mind an infestation if they looked like J-Lo bending over. There's something the rats elsewhere should think about.