McCartney Stumps Up For Heather

It's been made official, Heather Mills will get about £25million in her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney. It's difficult to know who's the winner in that. It had been previously thought she would get around £200million. If she would've got all that money she would've been bigger than the economy of Luxembourg, and from what we hear in the papers fewer people have actually been in Luxembourg. It was originally estimated that Paul was worth £825million. So now he'll only be worth £800million. I think he'll cope somehow. But on the flip side, £25 million is still a lot of money. It's like she's won 4 lotteries, and she only had to deal with two balls. She never needs to work again. So the next time you're at work and you are getting some stress from your boss who's thick but his father knows the company owner, just think, you could escape from it all if only you were willing to be banged by a Beatle for a few years. I think it's worth it. (As long as it's not Ringo.) Read the source here...